Thursday, March 28, 2013

NSFW


I'm writing this at work now because I'm falling asleep reading absolutely anything because I've been incurring a major sleep debt over the last couple of days. I'm also debating as to whether I should publish this post because this is really the most graphic post I've ever written, it's basically porn. I mean, it's a sex story so yeah.
 
So, basically, I almost had a weiner up my butt last night. It started out really innocently, I canceled on Dutchie for dinner to meet up with Aussie instead, and I lied to Dutchie that I had made prior plans and somehow he saw through it and got pissed with me for lying and made a huge deal about it. I'm not so sure now, he's really a bit of a drama queen, but honestly I still think he's adorbs. I'm silly I know.
 
So I parked my car at Aussie's hotel (I know, cheeky me), so that we could take the train together to get seafood buffet. However, he had booked a 10 pm thing to do indoor sky-diving, and so we didn't have time to eat our hearts out, and decided on Thai food instead. It was good just talking to him and shit, seriously just like friends. He told me that at the gay club on Sunday after I left he went back in, and people asked him if I was his boyfriend. Haha. I followed him to the indoor sky-diving place, and in the cab it was really funny because the cab driver asked the Aussie "So are you here for holiday? Good place to choose, very easy to get around" And I cheekily said "Yes he's totally here to get around" And he sniggered and playfully punched me a lil. The indoor sky-diving thing was honestly kinda boring to watch, like most of them looked like total noobs, including Aussie himself. I didn't want to do it because it wasn't cheap plus I don't really find it that interesting. Back on the train ride, we talked about how I've bungee jumped along the Nile, white water rafted along the Nile too, did those slingshot bungee things, went whale-watching, kayaking out to an island, etc, and he shared his stories of actual sky-diving, kayaking (but not really kayaking it was to catch the waves instead? I assumed it was some Aussie thing), bridge-climbing, etc. And then things got a little bit cheeky, because I told him that I get really turned on by like doing shit in public, like how when we made out in front of the shopping mall it was really hot. We started talking about our first experiences with dudes, and his was really nasty, while I guess mine was a lil more puppy love. Anyway, I felt really weird because it was extremely apparent that I was so much less experienced than him, since I've never used lube, never had a guy slept over at my place, never cuddled with a dude, never showered with a dude, never even really did anything with men sober...And I was feeling kind of uncomfortable because he was like "Are you serious?!?!" at everything. I don't know man, I really had no clue so many people have had so much sex lol. I'm really silly to think that people are a lot more chaste.
 
So we went up to his hotel, and started watching this ridiculous show called Geordie Shore. Like, seriously trashy as donkey dick! The girls looked like cocaine whores! But the guys were all incredibly hot! And I'm not being biased here, it's really the truth. The guys were all obviously tools though, but the muscles on screen started making me feel a lil cheeky so I kinda reached over him to grab a water bottle, and he leans in and kisses me. This goes on for a while, before he starts unbuttoning my pants for a bit, and unbuttoning my shirt, and he went about it all really slow. He leaves my shirt half unbuttoned and my pants half off, and he plays with my nipples again and I just close my eyes and I don't know dude. Haha. After a while, he got really aggressive and pulled my pants down really hard, and basically got me naked on his bed. He took his clothes off too, grabbed some lube, and started just rubbing our dicks together. He's on top of me now and we get some kind of rhythm going and I'm so amused because this is just like porn. I don't know why but all these sexual encounters I've had recently have just been thoroughly amusing to me, because I'm like what? This is sex? What the flying fuck? It's kinda awesome.
 
Then I decide to suck him off. This is really the first time I'm doing this sober. I've only done this three times in my life before, and each time I was hammered as fuck, so I don't really remember much? But wow, I am really not good at sucking someone off :S I kept choking up and he was like "ow ow teeth" for a few times, but honestly it was because he was fucking huge! I don't know dude but I wasn't used to that LOL, like hands down the biggest I've dealt with so far. But I did manage to take it all in quite a bit, so that was kinda cool. He didn't like blowjobs much though, so after a while he started playing with my ass while sucking me off...This was really weird. He kept telling me to relax, and he would kiss my ear and whisper into them to tell me to relax, but I was so tense. I hated his finger and I just fucking refused to let it in. Lol. There were a couple of times I relented, but I stopped after a while because it hurt so much. I don't feel no G-spot shit bro, fuck that!!! It hurts! Also I REALLY felt like taking a shit after that and it killed the mood for me a bit so I told him to stop after a while. He did end up rimming me and I was thoroughly amused again as to why people like ass so much...I wasn't feeling it at all. But he loved it and he was crazy stiff. He's this pretty big dude with slight fuzz all over his body, plump nipples, big muscly arms, and he really took control of the situation and it turned me on loads man. Like he held my hand up against the bed frame and just rubbed his dick all over my abs and it was really hot. The TV started playing Thai music for a bit and I laughed a little, and in between him necking me I started thinking if people always had meandering thoughts while having sex. I felt a bit like Bridget Jones there and then, and felt kinda fucking pathetic so I snapped out of it and decided to return the favor and sucked on his nipples and fingered him a lil. He wanted me to REALLY clamp down on his tits it was insane. I also tried to like neck him and shit but man I am so awkward with all these??? Definitely need more practice. 
 
I ask him if he wants to get fucked, and he says yes, and I say ok I don't know why I asked that because I don't think I'd be able to fuck you. Haha. Yeah I'm weird. But he sits on top of me, and he puts my dick slightly up his ass, and he goes up and down it for a while, but for some reason I go soft...So he gets off me, and he lays there, kind of like lying down on a picnic mat you know, I don't know the names of all these positions really, but so yeah he puts my ass on his left thigh, and we start kissing while I can feel his dick circling around my butthole. For some reason, I was incredibly turned on by that. We started getting a rhythm going on again, and his dick becomes incredibly hard and I see that his eyes are just rolling over with euphoria. He loves it, and he growls to me and tells me that if I keep doing this he's gonna lose control and actually start pounding me. I tease him a bit more because it really did feel kinda good, but by this time we're exhausted. We lie in bed for a bit and he tells me that we should just jerk off and end it if not he's really going to rape me. Lawl. He also laughs and tells me that I'm clearly a bottom. I gave him an impish look but inside I was more like holy fuck, I'm the fucking bitch fuck my life. So now he once agains pushes all my buttons by sucking on my nipples (nipple play is a huge huge turn-on for me my toes curl up, seriously no joke) carresses me all over with his strong hands, and I can still feel his dick up my butt a lil. And he slightly pounds me that way, and I just go nuts and I shoot a huge load everywhere. Like holy fuck. It shot all over his sheets too, on my chest and everything. Best orgasm I ever had. And I lie there panting like a dog, and I'm seriously dead by this time. Then it was his turn, and I kiss him and finger him (He really likes the arse!) and after a while he busts too. And we lie there cum everywhere exhausted as fuck. He has a handy towel there so we clean up, and joke about how the housekeeping there must really hate him because his sheets are gross every night! (Yes he is a bit of a slut...he has shagged other dudes while here.) We go into the shower together and this is the first time I've ever showered with a man. He soaps me up and grabs me from behind against the wall and plays with my nipples again while rubbing his dick between my butt crack. Horndog really... We make out for a bit, and we soap each other up. Got dressed, he told me to stay over, I said I have work and can't just go in the same clothes again, and I could see he was kinda disappointed that I was just "blow and go," but I told him it really wasn't the case. He really likes cuddling (He told me) so I guess he thought we were gonna do some of that. I really don't know the protocol for all this though so I just apologize, tell him I had a great time, and he tells me he'd contact me again. We make out a bit more, and I leave.
 
On my way back again my mind is just going wild remembering all the things that happened that night. I started freaking out a bit too because he didn't use a condom, but I did ask him if he has HIV or anything else (he got tested in December and was negative) and I told him WELLL I'm a virgin (he refused to believe me because he said that I'm really kinky for a virgin lolwtf) so I'm all good, and so I went online to google if I could get any shit from partial anal penetration but apparently the likelihood of that is extremely low. Which is awesome. Because I do not ever want to get HIV. Like seriously. So I'm freaking out about all this and I tell my fratbro/footballer gay friend about this on Facebook and he laughs a "hahahahahahahahahahhaa just be safe bro!" thing and I'm giggling and seriously...this is hilarious to me! Did I just have...almost-sex? Man. That's hot dude.
 
So yeah I don't know what to think about all this, except I had a lot of fun. It was so funny when I had to look around the room to find my boxers, my pants, my wallet and shit because it was everywhere, and it was funnier walking out of the hotel at 3 in the morning with a JBF (just been fucked) face, I was completely exhausted my eyes were super chinky like I was stoned or something. We talked this morning again, and we're having a seafood buffet lunch tomorrow. Mussles and cockles, sea cucumber, starfish. Wahahaha. I'm kidding.
 
So I'm really fucking sleepy, but tomorrow's a public holiday, and I'm going to have dinner with Dutchie tonight, then we're going to a rooftop bar to meet up with the other exchange students, and after that I possibly might bounce to meet Aussie at a gay bar. And uh, idk, maybe sleep over if I get in the mood. Just for shits and giggles. I'm real exhausted though, I just tried to take a nap in the bathroom stall but the dude beside me was taking massive farts and oh god I just felt like hurling. 


3 comments:

  1. Dutchie: It's justifiable that he's more than miffed by you flaking on him for someone else.

    Aussie: Erm HOT HOT HOT story. haha. And am I psychic or am I psychic? Also hung, beefy, plump nipples, lightly hairy.... instant boner. I didn't quite get the final position though. So is he a versatile/top/bottom?

    RE BJ and awkward necking: that's why I talked about the need for a goach (gay coach) to get in the practice. hehe.

    And yeah, stay safe. god knows how much unprotected sex he's had.

    -jw

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  2. oops i forgot to reply...yes! he's versatile!!!

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