I know it's late (5 a.m.), but I just want to preface this by saying that I am not and was not drunk at all, but my last day in NYC has been completely wild. And fun.
Basically, I sucked two dicks, gave a dollar to a fucking hot male go-go dancer and felt his dick up, made out with three guys, and bottomed for the first time in my life.
Oh and of course I did other wholesome activities too like have lunch with my family, and bike around Central Park, watched Kinky Boots which was terrific (although it's a toss-up between that and Book of Mormons), and had Shake Shack again which tasted more awesome this time.
I actually quite enjoyed bottoming. Yes, feeding to the stereotype, Asian bottom twink, welp.
Cya guys in London soon. Imma crash now. Fucking beat dude, my ass also feels funny.