I'll turn straight for a girl like Cheryl Cole. She's like a sex goddess, everything she does just oozes sex appeal. And what great curves baby! Too bad all her songs suck donkey ass.
Oh wait what the fuck was I saying? Ok give me him.
I am meeting up with an Iranian-American tonight (yeehaw further expanding my racial platter) and he's actually spending the night here since he lives really far away, but how awkward is it that he knows my sister (they go to the same school) and that they have made out before in freshman year?
Lawl. Whut whut whut whut whut???