seriously man. i'm fucking annoyed that for our holidays so far, i've had to plan almost everything while that lil fucker just watches his fucking world cup, or tennis or listen to annoying music by shakira or pitbull or whatever. and then he teases me and goes like 'ugh u and ur research and ur million chrome tabs'
fuck. how the fuck can you just think that a self-guided holiday in CHINA is stress-free, oh i'll just turn up at the hotel and everything will be settled? fucking shithole thinks booking hotels with their english name is good enough, just need to tell the cab driver OH YES DRIVE ME HERE in ur fucking british accent
youre a completely shit unseasoned traveller and be goddamn grateful i speak mandarin so your fucking foreign ass won't be whooped in china
i'm really sick of him just making me sound so unchill and intense about shit but I FUCKING NEED TO HAVE A LOOSE ITINERARY TO AT LEAST KNOW IM NOT WASTING MY HOLIDAY DAYS but he's like then how is that a holiday if youre so stressed about it???
I WOULDNT BE SO STRESSED IF U COULD FUCKING BE A BETTER PLANNER but u suck at planning so I HAVE TO PLAN EVERYTHING AND IM LIKE FUCK MAN
we r going to iran and i CAN"T BE FUCKING bothered at all about whatever we are doing there, chances are i'm jus gonna pull a long face and say ' ur fucking country sucks donkey balls i dont give a fuck bring me back to civilization'